May 2, 2009

The National Organization for Mammary Enhancement supports boob enhancement for God-fearing American Patriots. We support Carrie Prejean, “Miss California,” for deciding to augment her knockers. She is a faithful Christian, as evidenced by her reply to Judge #8’s question at the Miss USA pageant.

NOM’s decision to give glory to her as a staunch supporter of opposite marriage was a brilliant decision. With her celebrity status and upgraded rack, she and the twins will bust their way through the conservative world. And now that non-opposite marriage is overtaking our nation, we need those persuasive bezooties on our side more than ever.

But remember, we can’t do this alone. It takes hard work and funding to keep this organization abreast. Boobs need your support. Your padded 18-hour seamless support. Please donate today. Visit the “Donate” page for more information about donations.

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