Carrie Prejean Loses Secular Crown, Gains Spiritual One

June 10, 2009

Ms. Carrie Prejean, the woman we have supported and idolized for the past few months, has officially lost her crown at the hands of the radical secular liberal Miss California Organization. They claim that it is due to “contract violations,” but we know the truth – she was released from her duties out of spite for her devout Christian beliefs.

She does not need a crown to bear the crown of righteousness. While liberal, homosexual-infested California may have snatched her crown away, Jesus Christ has personally handed her a new and even more shiny one – probably made of gold with real diamonds and everything. So THERE. HA.

This martyr to the cause will not be forgotten. Her sacrifice will always be remembered with the sincerest reverence.