NOME has recently obtained a photograph of Carrie Prejean heroicly witnessing her “truth and grace” to the Nations. We are unsure of whether this was snapped before or after her airbag upgrade; but we have decided that it would be hypocritical to embrace her recently inflated balloons without also embracing her original God-grown mellons. We wish to share this picture with you just as Ms. Prejean has courageously shared so many things with us, the world, and the opposite-marriage movement.
Please take note, however, that this is a family site with family values. Therefore, we have taken care to lovingly alter the picture in such a way that it is guaranteed not to incite lust in the hearts of those who look upon it.