NOME has recently obtained a photograph of Carrie Prejean heroicly witnessing her “truth and grace” to the Nations. We are unsure of whether this was snapped before or after her airbag upgrade; but we have decided that it would be hypocritical to embrace her recently inflated balloons without also embracing her original God-grown mellons. We wish to share this picture with you just as Ms. Prejean has courageously shared so many things with us, the world, and the opposite-marriage movement.
Please take note, however, that this is a family site with family values. Therefore, we have taken care to lovingly alter the picture in such a way that it is guaranteed not to incite lust in the hearts of those who look upon it.
Like Eve in the Garden of Eden, Ms. Prejean exposes her bazongas to the Lord and to the world.
Source: TheDirty.com
There was no need to retouch Maggie Gallagher’s picture. It was intimidating enough to begin with.
I know, but I couldn’t resiset!! I was laughing out loud in stitches making that picture.
Like a good Christian, Carrie is showing the beauty of God’s creation!
As the good book says, “The gifts of God are gifts for the whole world to see.” Someone should erect an, err, statue, for her!
miss prejean is now in danger of losing her title of miss california for her nasty pix!
Believe it or not, skippy, we are addressing that in a post being composed right this minute!
i believe it, jrj!
[...] is coming in that Miss California, Carrie Prejean, might be stripped of her crown for stripping for the cameras. But we at NOME suspect something different. Why would the organization that provided the endowment [...]
Yuk, the NOM women’s face is scary.
LOL i’m so glad shes being shown as they hypocritical self-righteous bigot that she is kudos NOME:)
I think this might actually might help her cause…and yours. Without this revelation, her celebrity just would have quickly faded away. Now she’s back in the news and your…ahem, “organization’s” website should be getting waay more hits. Am I right?
PS, Wow! I never knew there were so many terms for female bosoms!